eximius:vir return

THEY'REEEEEEE BACKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

Eximius:vir today announce another comeback, but this time they're here to stay! The super heroes have landed on the interwebs and are ready to lock it down. With the right mix of oldschool and newschool talent, this team are sure to go far. It has been stated that the team will compete in CoD4 as each member of the team has a beta copy of the game and have been playing 10hours a day since receiving it. They will also compete in WSVG Orlando in the CoD2 tournament, as well as practicing Quake4 for ESWC, WSVG and other local lans. They have a lot of practicing to get done, but new leader James "LOOPY" Farey is confident that the team have what it takes to be at a top level in multiple games. Without further ado, the new lineup is as follows:

LOOPY
The Dolmanator
pain
skipz
HaZiLLa
EDDIE "PULSE" KAVANAGH (backup)

The team have also stated that pulse will remain inactive until he figures out how to port all of said games onto MAC platform.

**Update** The team will now be managed by "rick", former owner of cZar gaming. He brings with him a wealth of experience and excess weight.

the bennzje weed trial

Johnny Allen here reporting live from Benjamin "bennzje" Bell's drug trial after an anonymous phone call earlier in the week caused Benjamin's house to be brutally raided by the Newcastle Police Deparment. Bennzje appeard in court, wearing a customized dignitas suit followed by his father, having just finished work at Oxfam, both looking highly confident at the outcome of the upcoming trial.

(Artists impression of Ronald "Big" Bell)

As the convictions were read by the judge towards father and son, Benjamin hurled abuse at the jury, calling one a "cock sucking jebénd" and another "shitbreak", while a familiar face appeard on the jury - Adam "Yekoms" Woodhouse.


Bennzje and his father were both charged with intent to distribute marijuana, and consequently, ben received his 13th ASBO and was forced to serve 120 hours of unpaid community service.


We here at #gotfag hope this is the last news considering the drug scandal which saw "Mint" being kicked by "The Brain" and an ASBO and other convictions being added to Ben's ever increasing criminal record.

10 years from now, your heroes

mick, crow, blackmane, trigger, where will they be?

We have invested in a crystal ball with all our recent ad revenue and donations, in order to see into the future. This is what we saw...

mick - Owner and Managing Director of Team Dignitas

ODEE passed away in 2015 after stress of placing outside of the top5 for the last 10 years. Mick was left ownership of Dignitas in ODEE's will and promoted himself from cod8 leader to Managing Director. Raz is still by his side and after finally completing his bricklaying course, is building the brand new Dignitas headquarters in the heart of Doncaster (RicOOO will also be assisting). Ben is now the cod8 leader as Mick has yet to pluck up the courage to kick him, after all he is "pretty good". Mick is now a successful businessman, capitalizing on all the fanboys that stalk about the dignitas website, by selling custom thongs and tank tops. He wears his new £1000 suit and cruises about in his 2011 Corsa, but has yet to invest in a proper diet. The biggest change in Mick's life is finding his perfect match, a 34 year old lady named nanDe, whom he first laid eyes on way back in 2005. He is now living happily with nanDe in a "2-up 2-down" in Doncaster, the couple are expecting a baby.

crow - Championship Gaming Series Commissioner (UK)

After 12 years of esports community work and event coverage, the now 30 year old Liam Crowley has been appointed the commissioner for the CGS in the UK. He has single handedly changed the face of CGS UK and in the last 2 years, viewing figures on SkyEsports have increased from 50,000 average to an astonishing 300,000. However it has been estimated that around 80% of these new viewers are from Mumbai and have been paid to view the channel. Whatever the truth, know one thing, crow is still as dedicated today as he was 10 years ago, he now writes up to 10 articles a day on GotFag, which he bought from CPL Johnny and Johnny Allen for £100million in 2012. The pair can now be found on the French Riviera with their supermodel girlfriends.

blackmane - Lead Singer of Death To You All

Blackmane's career has been nothing short of a boyhood dream so far, from starting a band in 2008 to now being the hottest property in emo, this still young man is conquering the world. His first album "Too EMOtional to Breathe" went triple platinum and was the biggest selling album, in the emo genre, in 2010. His biggest hit however was in the download charts, his group's single "Self Harm" was released while he was still signed to team dignitas, he took full advantage of this and everybody that uses IRC downloaded it to laugh it him, however he had the last laugh as the money came rolling in. He is currently working on his 5th Album which is set for a late 2017 release, set to be named "I Told You I'd Kill Myself".

trigger - Fattest Man on Earth

Not much to say, he's still fat, well now he's really fat. Global obesity levels have been growing for the last 10 years and so has Trigger's waistline. He was recently crowned the Fattest Man on Earth, confirmed by Guinness World Records. Fueled by McDonalds and KFC, this gamer has now lost almost all mobility and can only play on a custom "fat finger" playstation controller.

BIG FIGHT NIGHT ON ITV1

GWC HEAVYWEIGHT BREEDER OF THE WORLD TITLE BOUT
LIVE TONIGHT ON ITV1 FROM 7PM

**UPDATE** TONY UZI WINS!!!

Tonight is the night you've all been waiting for, the run up to tonights main event is almost over. For live coverage of the fight, tune in to ITV1 and 7PM. Commentating will be CPL Johnny and Johnny Allen live from the Birmingham NEC.

Schedule:
7PM - Yekoms "The Spot" vs Tomi "The Wall" for the Undisputed Flaming Champion of the World
8PM - STAL "The Steed" vs crow "The Leprechaun" for the Isle of Ireland Championship
9PM - Main Event: KINGY VS UZI

Results:
Yekoms wins by KO, 30 seconds into the 2nd round, it seems that Tomi is nothing but an e-thug.

STAL wins by TKO in the 6th round, The Leprechaun was too busy writing gotfrag articles while The Steed smacked him about.

Tony UZI walks away with a memorable, yet controversial victory. Uzi taunted Kingy which resulted in the 40 year old being pistol bashed deliberately, the referee stepped in during the 3rd round and ended the fight, leaving Uzi as the GWC Heavyweight Breeder of the World Champion.

New teletubby movie to feature Frijec and Trigger

It is not often we see top Call of Duty 2 players hitting the bigscreen, but today, due to some exclusive information and a leeked script, we can reveal that copenhagen.esports and speed-link players frijec and trigger, will become moviestars in the upcoming Teletubbies classic.



We now know that Frijec will take the role of red teletubby, and trigger takes up a role as the vacuum cleaner - doing something he's great at, sucking!

Although the news of this imminent movie release has not been welcomed in the childrens entertainment world, as information has today been released by a secret tip-off that frijec infact eats small children for breakfast in the Danish forest near his home.  Tony Blair has already condemned the movie, and banned it from British cinema's claiming frijec will attempt to intice small children into the forest, where he will eventually cook them and turn them into Danish Bacon.

hMg looking for another shit organisation

Does your organisation lie and give false promises? former c4u needs U!

GotFag Gaming Agents is a new side business that we have recently created in order to promote young, talented players that have bags of potential. We can today announce that former c4u.cod2 has signed up to our services and we hope to get them the sponsorship that they deserve. We will now be representing top gamers such as LookZor and ncd, in order to bring them into the gaming limelight. We have decided that the best direction for this young squad is to join a multigaming organisation that offers no LAN support, no direction for the future and no hope of ever hitting it big. This means that there is plenty of potential clans to join and we need your help to narrow it down to the worst.

In short we are looking for the following:
No LAN support
No Hardware support
Roger Wilco channel on a public server
Gamesmajor.co.uk server

What our team has to offer:
No passports (all illegal immigrants)
Several ASBOs
Suspected ETA and Al Qaeda terrorists
1 good player and 4 shit ones

Lineup:
LookZor (ETA)
SoCLoN (ETA)
eski
seeker (Al Qaeda)
ncd (Al Qaeda)

Dfiance head for the big league

Dfiance back from intense bootcamp session

Last weekend the superb Belgian team, dfiance, decided to take practice to a new level, so they visited the famous CNO LAN Center in Ghent, which is owned by the Israeli government. The core-team of dfiance is made up of Belgian allstars: qure, shooze, flame, lex and top-aimer Restyle. Next to the hardcore practice, they also had an exclusive photoshoot, with extremely talented photographer :

Due to a successful weekend, their teamleader qure released the following statement:

After this weekend together, our teamspirit has really reached unlimited heights, also frogface Restyle and EMOkid shooze are now in an exclusive homosexual relationship. Restyle has now proposed to shooze and a wedding date is set for late summer.

Will this practice pay-off and will dfiance conquer the whole European cod2 scene? Only time will tell!

Reporter: Billy-Bob McSquirt

Torn apart by cheats, brought together by fate

Wabbit spent months campaigning to get kammyz banned, now they are an informidable team. Jokke returns!

Our undercover agents have spotted one of the strangest things in modern call of duty history. Wabbit, famous CB admin, is well known for his controversial rule bending and community conflicts, especially for banning the young kammyz from ClanBase. Kammyz (only famous for his brecourt demo) has only served 6 months of his 1 year ban, but is looking to return to the competitive scene by attending WSVG. This lead him to chat to jokke (the most overrated cod1 player ever) and wabbit, as well as some other faces in the Finnish cod scene. We can now confirm that the new team will go under the name of Taikametsien Keijukaiset (Fairies of the Magic Forrest) or TK for short. The team will attend WSVG Mickey Mouse in Orlando, Florida with the following lineup:

kammyz
wAbbit
jokke
henri
duschna

As you can see this team is full of idiots who never really won anything, ever. Hopefully they will do well and lose many events.

Kingy in sweatshop scandal

It has come to #gotfag's recent attention that Kingy's request for demos were often seen after big eurocup matches, and well... usually after every match. Firstly, most players would see this as "Fanboy-ism" a disease first brought to gaming by Cem which has rapidly escalated around the world, and currently infects over 95% of users registered on the Team Dignitas website.


-Kingy's unknown demand for top demo's

But Kingy was not just infected by this disease, after hearing the announcement of two $20,000 tournaments at WSVG, Kingy seems to have attempted to exploit his chance at earning a quick buck by enslaving numerous young children in a beijingi sweatshop. While the children are forced to slave away watching demo’s of top players and playing CoD2 PCW’s 22 hours a day, the only payment they receive is a discarded “eCu” gaming glove, and the old dignitas.cod2 shirts formally worn by every past kicked member. While the success of this operation entirely depends upon the performance at WSVG 07, we can be assured of the chinese five-some finishing ahead of the #5-#8 places which will surely be occupated by dignitas.


-Photography by Jim "LOOPY" Farey

On closer inspection, we can vaguely see Alexander "Knaller" Shirpov in the background, with a small smile on his face - could this be the reason for tek9's recent problems? Is Alexander planning to join the new chinese force created by Kingy ?

The current known lineup is -

Jing Jong Jang

Ping Pong Pwo

Ming hao

Frank Smith

Alexander Shirpov (unconfirmed)

Donations

I just want to thank the people who have donated so far, good job lads! We are on target to make an appearance at WSVG (on a rubber dinghy). Too bad paypal have stole lots of money with their ridiculous fees. That leads me to another point, some people have donated very small amounts, which we are grateful for, however paypal take £0.20 + 3.4% on every transaction we receive, which means that it would be pretty much pointless donating less than £0.40. Keep it coming and support us as best u can!

Thanks so far to: Shifty, haz, crow, rick.